You're a true Paulinian (St. Paul PASIG) IF:
*basta may certain sa mga Paulinian na kapag tinatanong kami kung anong high school naming, ang sagot ay St. Paul PASIG. Kailangan may stress sa
1. You sit wherever you want to sit. Even if sa middle ng parking lot or the Chauvet Gym or school Tent. *Saan ang school tent? At talagang taglish ito? Pati kahit sa Batibot dati. Oh Batibot.
2. You study for the quiz just 2 minutes before the actual test. *Study? Henyo ako e. Hahaha. Kopyahan ng mga tao, tipong umiikot size 2 sa likod.
3. You use the computer in your classroom without permission. You use the TV in your classroom and watch MTV or myx. *At tinidor o safety pin ang gamit naming antenna.
4. YOU
5. You have seen lesbo actions. *Oo pugad ng couples ang IV-1 at shempre nakatatawang balikan yung ngayon. Oh Lauren and Camco, (at magbabanggit pa ba ako? Wag na nga. Matatanda na tayo e.)
6. You ask the teachers to make kwento about their love life so they wouldn't teach the lesson. *Mga kaklase ko lang na delaying tactics. Kebs naman ako sa lesson at sa teachers!
7. You scream happily when there's a film viewing. *Beowulf (yung sinauna pa ha), Clash of the Titans, Minsan Lang Sila Bata (yung may batang hornal), at yung video na may nanganganak kay Mrs. Magtrayo. At shempre yung mga tamad na teachers na mahilig magpapanood ng sine.
8. You enjoy hilarious fire drills. *Sakit sa ulo nito.
9. You have your OWN LYRICS of the Hymn to
10. You make fun of the teachers if they're barok. *Tsssk.. mga ka-batch ko di na naawa kay Ms. Tulang. Kakarmahin rin kayo. Buwisit lang ako sa barok magsulat ng Tagalog o ng English. English proficiency is not equal to anything unless type mo maging CSR.
11. You think Ms. Leongson is SCARYYY. Hahahahaha!!! *ows? Well oo yata sa iba. Di nga ako affected ng teachers.
12. You argue with the teachers cause they give us 98237286489642 quizzes a day. Super stressed palagi :( *Medyo hindi kasi nga henyo ako at saka biglang naalala ko si..pocha sino yun.. yung mahilig mag-minus 10 minus 10 minus 10. THE teacher natin nung grade 6.
13. You bring out your ipod during lunch time and party like there's no tomorrow. Or just be emo-ified. *At shempre wala pang ipod nun. Magic Diary lang yata uso nun.
14. Every lunch time, we "glam up" our uniforms ( we tanggal our top and wear the sando, we pull up the skirts so parang high- waist, wear our bumble bee shades, and tie our hair up like madonna) like high fashion models gone wild. *Kailan pa naging ganito mga Paulinians???
15. Grabe mag shopping for school supplies. lahat na binili. You've
16. You call the guard Mister Manong Guard. Oh, and for some reason you respect and LOVE the MEGA personnel. *huh?
17. You gossip about the love life of others. *kami pinagchichismisan e.
18. You judge other Paulinians by their school bags, hoodies, and school shoes. (siyempre its a given na you have to wear ballet flats) *Pocha. HINDI AH! TEKTENG SINONG
19. You color your hair brown even if it ain't allowed. Some wear fab contacts. *Virgin pa hair ko til now e. Sorry. At ang lalandi ah.
20. You always say to the swimming teacher na you have your monthly period so you cant join the swimming classes. But duh, its not your time pa talaga. *Masarap nga pag swimming kasi may excuse na matagal para sa next class. At shempre yung mga kaklase kong malalaki ang boobs e talagang tinatagalan na nakabra at sando lang para di pumasok yung next teacher na lalaki.
21. You ALWAYS wear your hoodies outside the classroom even if the sun's angry. :) *anong hoodies?
22. You love GOSSIP GIRL:>:>- *Wala pang gossip girl nun.
23. Kunyari you're listening to the teacher but in reality you're sleeping. You just cover your face with the book, or you bow down and let your hair do the job... while holding a pen pa. *Kami tulog talaga na totoo. Sa floor pa.
24. You always borrow a laboratory gown, hair net, or the swimming cap from someone else cause you left yours at home. *Oo naman!
25. You ask permission to go to the bathroom pero in reality, you text there, you eat there, or you go silay. *Naalala ko may malaking susi pa nun. Na joke joke lang.
26. You really really really REALLY get competitive during the sports fest.. lalo na during the cheering competition. *Ayan, dito hindi talaga ko sumasali. Time to cut classes hahaha.
27. You ALWAYS use this emoticon: 8-| cause we're so cool like that. Oh, you also say "noh!" at the end of every sentence cause we mock our teachers. ex. "What's up noh!!, Hello noh!!, I miss you noh!! 8-|" see what i mean? *Ganitong kalayo na yata ang generation gap ko sa gumawa nito.
28. You change your school shoes into your own havaianas if its dismissal time na. *Hindi e.
29. Right after p.e. classes, you go straight to the air-con in your classroom and spray perfume sa air. *Pero hindi ako yung nagsspray.
30. Okay the last that i could think of is this: You tally yung wrong grammar ng teachers in your own personalized notebook. *Sila lang. hahaha.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
31. AT KUNG TOTOONG PAULINIAN KA MAGTATAKA KA WHO WROTE THIS AT MEJO MAGTATAKA RIN BAKIT CONYO. *hahha. Baka ganyan na mga paulinians ngayon.
*Ewan ko lang dito.
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