7 Random Things About Mike before we got married:
1. He footmassages you even if you are not tired, even if you just want to be footmassaged, and especially when you are tired from walking in heels.
2. From Marikina, he will fetch you in the airport in Pasay, drop you home back in Pasig, and then go back to work for an hour then go back again to you because that’s what he does. He wastes gas.
3. He will spend all day reading. Just reading.
4. He asks permission before he farts.
5. Change all the clocks/watches/cellphone time so you can trick him into doing (or not doing things). For example, he wouldn’t feel hungry or ask for food if it’s not 12noon for lunch, or
6. Kill him with shrimps.
7. He has a lot in his head – song lyrics to all songs possible, countries and capital cities of the world, flags, dinosaurs, history, girls, porn, local starlets and old old local tv stars.
7 Random Things About Mike after we got married:
1. He footmassages you even if you are not tired, even if you just want to be footmassaged, and especially when you are tired from carrying his baby girl inside. .
2. He will schedule trips to save on gas.
3. He will spend all day reading. Just reading.
4. He will give you a hint before he farts. And he was much more considerate when I was on my first trimester of pregnancy and was sensitive to smell. This is especially important if you become a couple – a married couple – who shares a bed.
5. He won’t feel hungry inside a Library.
6. Kill him with shrimps.
7. He has a lot in his head – thesis, bills, sweeping floors, washing cars, old stuff with his friends from the secret stuff, song lyrics to all songs possible, countries and capital cities of the world, flags, dinosaurs, history, girls, porn, local starlets and old old local tv stars.
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